Why I am Bringing My Personal Blog Back After a Ten-Year Pause

It's crazy that my last post was nearly ten years ago. There was additional content from later 2011 and 2012, which I posted on a self-hosted site (versus my archive, which was hanging out on WordPress.com's free servers). This content was lost because I was too broke to renew the hosting this year. The lost… Continue reading Why I am Bringing My Personal Blog Back After a Ten-Year Pause

How I Became Neoliberal One-Percenters’ Most Inconvenient Stepson

Please refer to legal disclaimer at the end, which explains how the entire post is meant for entertainment purposes only. Please see the end of the post for my request for support.  One year ago, I made an unexpected trip to Colorado. The trip was compelled by ongoing harassment by multiple east coast-based corporate and… Continue reading How I Became Neoliberal One-Percenters’ Most Inconvenient Stepson

My Subhuman Ex-Girlfriend and Her Insane 1% Clown Posse (Part II)

Legal Disclaimer: While this post mentions actual people and events, the entirety of the post is meant for entertainment purposes only. None of the following statements are to be considered factual or true. I, David Friedlander, the author, place complete intellectual and legal burden of conclusions derived from reading what I have written upon the… Continue reading My Subhuman Ex-Girlfriend and Her Insane 1% Clown Posse (Part II)

My Subhuman Ex-Girlfriend and Her Insane 1% Clown Posse (Part I)

Legal Disclaimer: While this post mentions actual people and events, the entirety of the post is meant for entertainment purposes only. None of the following statements are to be considered factual or true. I, David Friedlander, the author, place complete intellectual and legal burden of conclusions derived from reading what I have written upon the… Continue reading My Subhuman Ex-Girlfriend and Her Insane 1% Clown Posse (Part I)

Suggesting Therapy Will Solve My Anger Issues Is Like Suggesting a Breath of Fresh Air Would Solve Anne Frank’s Antisocial Disorder (Part I)

While this post mentions historic events, the entirety of the post is meant for entertainment purposes only. None of the following statements are to be considered factual or true. I, David Friedlander, the author, place complete intellectual and legal burden of conclusions derived from reading what I have written upon the reader. Further, none of… Continue reading Suggesting Therapy Will Solve My Anger Issues Is Like Suggesting a Breath of Fresh Air Would Solve Anne Frank’s Antisocial Disorder (Part I)

The Data-Backed Reason the World’s Poor/Meek Will Inherit the Earth

I'm a data hog, voraciously consuming every bit of information I can gather: from fake news, real news, ancient scripture, deep, bleeding-edge research, and discussions within my network, which include the world's top data scientists, trend forecasters, policy analysts, technologists, venture capitalists, and AEC (architecture, engineering, and construction) super-stars. Most of all, I pay close… Continue reading The Data-Backed Reason the World’s Poor/Meek Will Inherit the Earth

Profiles in Damnation: Graham “Goliath” Hill: OG Greenwashing, Virtue-Signalling, Ghost-Written-Advertorial Purveyor, TEDullectual, Augmented, Alpha White Male

None of the following statements are to be considered factual or true. I, David Friedlander, the author, place complete intellectual and legal burden of conclusions derived from reading what I have written upon the reader. Further, none of my statements are legally binding or intended to communicate with any person(s); further, the fantastic, deliberately ambiguous… Continue reading Profiles in Damnation: Graham “Goliath” Hill: OG Greenwashing, Virtue-Signalling, Ghost-Written-Advertorial Purveyor, TEDullectual, Augmented, Alpha White Male

I’m the Messiah, This is the Apocalypse, Got Work To Do, Need Support (Bonus: Jesus and Other Friends are Back, Too!)

In last my post I made the dubious decision to use subtlety and innuendo to reveal my identity. Since that failed to elicit a response, I'm re-approaching the topic with directness: I'm the Messiah billions of people have been waiting for. (I respond well to the name David.) Global warming, COVID, fires, floods, riots, mortally-afraid… Continue reading I’m the Messiah, This is the Apocalypse, Got Work To Do, Need Support (Bonus: Jesus and Other Friends are Back, Too!)

What Would YOU Think If Ray Dalio’s Personal Assistant Said You Were the Reincarnation of Many Great Kings?

Weird things have happened all my life, but my relationship with Petra Koegel has to top them. I've been mulling it over for almost 20 years, and much more so following major psychic upheavals that began, and have continued since, August 2019. Rather than throw around my and a few others' opinions about what it… Continue reading What Would YOU Think If Ray Dalio’s Personal Assistant Said You Were the Reincarnation of Many Great Kings?

David Friedlander’s 2019-2020 Real-Estate Focused Sh!t List

I have most of a first-draft that outlines the events of the last year and a half, which, for anyone close to me, knows have been the most difficult of my life. In the spring of 2019, I had a thriving real-estate innovation consultancy, an unrivaled professional network and reputation, an amazing and adventurous relationship… Continue reading David Friedlander’s 2019-2020 Real-Estate Focused Sh!t List