32 Points to Freedom

In April of 1998, the two things I was most passionate about—whiskey and my motorcycle—produced an unfortunate, if predictable, collision. I had just left a concert at the Fox Theatre in Boulder, Colorado, after a long day of partying—drinks and barbecue at my friend Todd’s before the show, several more drinks at the show.  I… Continue reading 32 Points to Freedom

Advanced Fonzametrics

Arthur “the Fonz” Fonzarelli, was the coolest person to never live.  Nothing affected him.  He was handy.  He knew how to fight.  He rode a motorcycle.  Men wanted to be him.  Women wanted to be with him. Most of my life, on the other hand, has been decidedly un-Fonzie-like.  I have historically been hypersensitive, copping… Continue reading Advanced Fonzametrics